looking at the account's history I'm pretty certain its a long-game bit but satire is dead and buried in a ditch somewhere and americans really do think like this

og tweet and juniper's tweet i stole this from

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    My 9th grade English teacher score me wrong on a test for not saying the protagonist is the good guy. I had to go get a dictionary and point to the definition.