looking at the account's history I'm pretty certain its a long-game bit but satire is dead and buried in a ditch somewhere and americans really do think like this

og tweet and juniper's tweet i stole this from

  • RION [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    She's supposed to have a brief but demure and non-disruptive struggle with morality before saying "I may disagree with your decision to cook meth but I'll fight to the death for your right to do it", at which point all of Albuquerque claps and Walt hands her a crisp $100 bill