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The New York Times
archive.today • In Search of Romance? Try Moving Abroad. - The New York Times
Move abroad! It's so easy! Also, don't forget to dress like a complete asshole like the people in this stock image!
"Have a common problem? Try this massively expensive, life-changing solution that is really only practical for someone with a fair amount of a specific type of education and desirable job skills!"
If there's one thing that drives me crazy about the media, is that they genuinely forgot that poor people exist. They just assume everyone is a millionaire.
Americans really don't like living anywhere but America. They whine like you wouldn't believe the first time they try to go to a Chipolte and find out they don't exist.
Then they throw a temper tantrum and they spend the rest of their time in a country with amazing cuisine ordering Starbucks, Subway, McDonald's and KFC every day. These people exist, I've seen them.
On Reddit I saw a thread where people were talking about Poland (and EU?) companies sometimes offering gym/sports club/restaurant memberships as employment benefits instead of healthcare because healthcare's already free in those countries and an American comes in and says something like 'but you have to keep in mind, these places usually don't have 24/7 diners. Want yummy pancakes at 1AM? Too bad.' I called them a loser and they deleted their post, so I'm guessing this wasn't some fedposter. Absolute fucking losers though, oh my god.
Want yummy pancakes at 1AM? Too bad.
Have they ever heard of cooking? But please tell me that they were trolling.
This just bolsters my desire to GTFO even more, all :grillman: cares about is his right to consume. He would gladly trade away healthcare, a clean environment, housing treating as housing and not a treasure to be hoarded by the rich exclusively, and even his own salary if it meant that he never had to think in his life, just consume more, more, and MORE. :grillman: is smug when he shouldn't be.
If you've seen one imperial core, you've seen them all.
Outfits by (l-r): Dwigt Rortugal, Glenallen Mixon, Bobson Dugnutt, Sleve McDichael
Yeah, it starts casual and just shoots straight into "extra from a 1993 movie that takes place in a mall"
Tired of being treated like shit?
Just spend thousands of dollars and move!
Do no people in your home country want to fuck you because you're the most insufferably obnoxious person that everyone knows? Have you considered adding a language barrier and moving to an impoverished country so you can abuse people without changing at all? Being a sexpat might before you. More, from the NYT, coming soon.
This website is like 99% of the way to this point in how much it demonizes US culture. So i'm gunna' say the article's right and literally all people who can need to get the fuck out of the US. Literally just the poor and natives will be left and we can decolonize it while they're gone.
...however, if you're a cishet white lady with money, and your target country only admits a certain number of American expats per year or whatever, you should probably stay put until the people who need to flee the US in order to guarantee their own safety have all gotten out.
NYT is just advocating for gender equality among the sexpat community. Very progressive!
Not Just For Middle Aged Libertarian Men Anymore: Meet the She-EO Disrupting the Sex Tourism Industry
Weird bit of simultaneity with the Remember Shuffle episode about Eat, Pray, Love.
