For some reason I'm imagining a giant robot from fallout serving up a burger of liberty saying catch lines like "now serving up democracy" while throwing burger bombs or "I hope you like it flame broiled" while shooting geysers of napalm
That's so fucking dystopian. Beyond dystopian even. Like, it would be too on-the-nose in a dystopian novel about corporate armies fighting each other for profit.
BURGER KING DEPLOYED
Burger King truck: deployed
Waste management (burn pits): dug out
Buildings (six sheets of drywall): built
It's military base time
For some reason I'm imagining a giant robot from fallout serving up a burger of liberty saying catch lines like "now serving up democracy" while throwing burger bombs or "I hope you like it flame broiled" while shooting geysers of napalm
Bro that is not a flex when you can’t even supply your men with artillery lmfao
That's so fucking dystopian. Beyond dystopian even. Like, it would be too on-the-nose in a dystopian novel about corporate armies fighting each other for profit.
American soldiers deserve to eat nothing but burger king