Seriously, how do can you say so little without saying anything at all. I mean, it's not an apology. It's just "I acknowledge that we did something and some people reacted to it differently than we expected".
Of course this won't appease the rabid hogs.
50/50 on whether this was shoved off onto an intern or ChatGPT
Actually, they paid a McKinsey PR team of 8 to work around the clock on an emergency retainer up charge to craft this statement over several days.
It only cost 3 million dollars; a bargain, truly.