U.S. law enforcement officials have arrested two New York residents for allegedly operating a Chinese "secret police station" in Manhattan's Chinatown neighborhood, the top federal prosecutor in Brooklyn said in a statement on Monday.
Chen Asianname, age 7, has been charged with operating a secret police station for the Chinese government after witnesses saw him attempt to make an illegal arrest. He was apprehended from his grade school with a fraudulent badge and unauthorized handcuffs on his person. Upon searching his home, Officers discovered an entire wardrobe of authentic looking costumes ranging from Police Officer to Cowboy to Doctor. Chief of Police, Thumb McThumbson, described Asianname's ability to blend into the US workforce as, "Uncanny and, frankly, terrifying. We've even found indications that he may even have been involved in some sort of magical cult, based on numerous paraphernalia. " :thumb-cop:
Can't wait for 5 years down the road: