One time I was playing around with my Q coworker as I do sometimes. I asked him what he'd think would happen if Allah from Islam could defeat God from Christianity (he's an idiot). His jaw dropped and he asked me if that could happen. I told him yeah, that's why Trump's going to jail. He started going like "No. No!" and got out his phone to probably power post on one of his Q Facebook groups. This guy also carries a gun everywhere.
Today while astral projecting I summoned Allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.
I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
I was arguing with my Q landlord and she straight up said that whilst as I pointed out the thing she was using as proof hadn't actually happened it had happened in heaven so she was still right
One time I was playing around with my Q coworker as I do sometimes. I asked him what he'd think would happen if Allah from Islam could defeat God from Christianity (he's an idiot). His jaw dropped and he asked me if that could happen. I told him yeah, that's why Trump's going to jail. He started going like "No. No!" and got out his phone to probably power post on one of his Q Facebook groups. This guy also carries a gun everywhere.
Today while astral projecting I summoned Allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.
I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
I know it’s a copypasta but I actually met someone who claims they fought God while astral projecting once. They fared much better.
Some people are just built different
ur friend's a scrub, should try fighting god on torment 16 like the rest of us
Must be a very prominent witch on the astral plane if they can rough up God.
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This is how weird animals like the platypus and echidna are made
the trinity is in fact a polycule
Allah is a level 78 sorcerer while God is just a level 52 warrior. God would need at least Yahweh and Vishnu to defeat Allah
I was arguing with my Q landlord and she straight up said that whilst as I pointed out the thing she was using as proof hadn't actually happened it had happened in heaven so she was still right
also Q tries to hex Allah
:hesitation-2: <--Your coworker
That's simply sad.