We have been jailed, divorced, ostrichsized, fired, prosecuted, and burned most of our family and friend connections
New site tagline dropped
"I can' be wrong because it would be bad for me if I'm wrong."
This type of thinking is responsible for so much terrible shit in the world.
Even if Q isn't a larp, it's for nothing. There are two main premises:
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The Deep State is responsible for everything bad.
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Trump has this all covered, so you don't have to do anything.
So they could've just not done anything and not lost anything.
Warriors of GOD do not stand on the sidelines and let others fight their battles for them.
No, they had to do QMaxxxing because they've always sucked ass.
Some of them seem to believe Trump will hit the utopia button faster if more journalists are asking him about Q, so they try to promote Q stuff online and on TV. They believe in a very strict plan where Trump will say "the storm is upon us" and a media blackout will happen, then the rest of the prophecy.
At least that's what they used to believe. The bones of Qanon is just mainstream conservative ideology now, and everyone still hanging onto Q has become too deranged to be coherent
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One time I was playing around with my Q coworker as I do sometimes. I asked him what he'd think would happen if Allah from Islam could defeat God from Christianity (he's an idiot). His jaw dropped and he asked me if that could happen. I told him yeah, that's why Trump's going to jail. He started going like "No. No!" and got out his phone to probably power post on one of his Q Facebook groups. This guy also carries a gun everywhere.
Today while astral projecting I summoned Allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.
I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
I know it’s a copypasta but I actually met someone who claims they fought God while astral projecting once. They fared much better.
ur friend's a scrub, should try fighting god on torment 16 like the rest of us
Must be a very prominent witch on the astral plane if they can rough up God.
This is how weird animals like the platypus and echidna are made
Allah is a level 78 sorcerer while God is just a level 52 warrior. God would need at least Yahweh and Vishnu to defeat Allah
I was arguing with my Q landlord and she straight up said that whilst as I pointed out the thing she was using as proof hadn't actually happened it had happened in heaven so she was still right
also Q tries to hex Allah
I am a warrior of STALIN and he is right and they are wrong, ALWAYS.
forgot abt this emote :hahaha: we have way too many but theyre all perfect
lol now this is a new one for me. long live hexbear!
God wouldn't let me lose everything
i thought of mentioning the whole thing with job but that'll probably just redouble their faith in Q
I once saw some American Christians argue that anthropogenic climate change/pollution/environmental degradation can't be a threat because God wouldn't allow humans to harm the world he specifically made for them to live on (actually I think they believe God specifically made Earth as a playground for capitalists to exploit)
In fact believing humans can affect the planet is blasphemous because only God can have that kind of power
by that logic abel wouldn't have died when cain hit him with a rock
There's another version of this argument where people say God promised there wouldn't be another deluge so Florida must be eternal.
He remained distance and sometimes brutal to his chosen people, it is insane how Christians think God is their buddy who will lend them a few thousand dollars and never ask for it back.
God said he'd never flood the earth again, which means if sea levels rise, it wasn't him.
lol they would take that story the exact opposite way you intend. "so, if i keep believing, my faith will eventually be rewarded!" god seems to only fuck with people who believe in him :thinking-about-it:
There were various points in the middle ages where lepers and the blind were regarded as extra pious, like full of God's blessings. It meant God took special interest in you and was granting you grand spiritual enlightenment. And he did that through leprosy. Some cultures saw tuberculosis that way too.
My assumption was that if you're going to heaven you'll gain essentially everything that ever matters anyways, or basically something to that effect as the rationale.
"my god would not abandon me." - man whose god has clearly abandoned him
Is Q even much of a thing anymore? It seemed to dry up when it started to settle in that Biden really was going to be president. I don't see Q pop up much at rallies or as a talking point.
I read the reddit for people to vent about their Qpilled family members and yeah, it's still very much a thing
They're just standard Republicans now. Mainstream conservativism had no problem absorbing them, and I'm pretty sure that's why so many conservatives think schools are making kids trans or gay or whatever. The more far out Q theories, like spy stuff and mystical stuff is all on the back burner and will instantly leap back into discourse once Trump is elected. For now, Qanon people are welcomed as part of mainstream republicans
This is a little sad when you think about how many people have had this exact ideology for like 2000 years
God frantically looking through enlistment records: oh thank (untranslatable) they're not one of mine!
Gotta be real with y'all I don't know that reference cuz I only went to like 5 classes of Sunday school
I don't know the names of the 12 apostles, only John, Paul, Peter and Judas.
God is abusermaxxing and makes a bet with Satan that Job, a righteous man with a good life, could have everything taken away from him by Satan and that Job would still worship God and be a pious man. Satan believes that Job is only pious because of his good life. Satan kills his children, takes all his wealth, and destroys Job's health, but Job remains pious because he is suffering from battered worshiper syndrome.
John, Paul, Peter, Peter, Peter, Emerson, Lake, Palmer, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young
