It's kinda sad because you can hear all the way from your home computer how fast the wheels are spinning in their head, trying to make synapses and finally connect the concepts of surplus value with commodity fetishism so they can tell millenials "this dumb reason is why you pay 3x for your coffee", but then a wrench violently interrupts the process and they spurt some stupid shit like "people pay starbucks to have their names badly scribbled on the cup with cheap sharpie"