Seven eggs. There are seven eggs on this plate.
Who the fuck eats seven eggs.
This dude should honestly be able to send the bill for his colon cancer operation to the guys behind Epic Meal Time. Jesus fuck I do not envy the doctor who has to explain to him that this is going to kill him.
It can't be Epic Meal Time because there's no :soypoint-1: LE BACON :soypoint-2:
I was like "Yeah, it sucks when they want to take high density housing from you" then I scrolled down.
Eww that makes my heart hurt just looking at it.
Constipation heart attack meal.
I mean, I do literally want to feed the entire western rancher class to the the literal wolves, but that's about me preferring wolves to horse-mounted turbofascists, not depriving steroid enjoyers of cow.
