Lib neighbors asking me not to shoot my m-60 off at 11 pm so they can sleep. So I open fire on their house :chavez-guns:

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Don't do anything that might antagonize your neighbor because they might murder your entire family.

    :joker-amerikkklap:

    • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I've basically said this to my partner before. She gets road rage at least like twice a week and that's just what I witness when I'm THERE. We use the Life360 app because if she takes longer than usual on the road or doesn't reply to my calls or texts in a suspicious amount of time an overwhelming sense of doom steadily increases in me and I convince myself somebody shot her through her windshield or something at an intersection because she can't not yell

        • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I feel like we have to learn another language or something. All the places I can think of we could more "easily" move to are steadily becoming more like America every decade lol

    • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Don’t do anything that might antagonize your neighbor because they might murder your entire family

      Goddamn that sentence is too real.