jk this was from 2018 :agony:\

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      It's the end of the world and you have to go to the office because your middle manager boss gets anxious without people to mind in person

      You have to dodge gunfire in your neighborhood because people keep ordering grubhub and then shooting their delivery drivers after they ring the doorbell

      Your next door neighbor was kicked out on their front lawn by some chud ICE cops who all have identical thumb shaped heads during a midnight raid, their kids were wailing and then suddenly stopped

  • rubpoll [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    The best part is that freeway is the only way for like ten million people to get to work every day, so even if it's literally on fire, you'll probably be driving through it so you don't lose your job.