https://nitter.1d4.us/MotoristRights/status/1654660048788893699

  • happybadger [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Airbags and seatbelts are added weight which prevent my car from driving as fast as possible. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

    • Fuckass
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      life*

      *as long as you are tall enough to be seen by the driver of a ludicrously large pickup truck

      • happybadger [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I am God's Drunkest Driver. He will take me when his plan is complete.