These woke Gracchi want to take your uncle's estate and further privatize public lands with their Regressive, woke, Fascias Lex Agraria. These Garum Gracchis, these Potable Populari are actually the real fascias and are aggressively privatizing the commons in the name of "equality". These supposed populari Professio-Procurator class (PPC) are in effect just deluded optimare. Their affinity for the norms and regulations of the anti-social (having fought on the wrong side of the Social War) institutions like the Roman Senate elide their true face.
The PPC Rad-Optimares claim to stand in for the slave and working classes of Rome, but you only find them at high-end wine bars with "real authentic Illyrium Garum" and Pillium bars. They will claim to have solidarity with Sparticus, but declare that he was to radical and outside the system and support Marius as a "Populari". The supposed woke PPC still believe in electoralism even after the assassination of the Gracchi.
They say that "Zoroastrianism with Sasanid Characteristics" is still just as Imperialist as Rome, in true Neoplatonist fashion. Name a world view more fascias-Optimare than Neoplatonsim. I'll wait.
You've to feed this shit to a language model to kind of understand
Idk how much of this is true
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In the given context, several Roman terms and historical references are used to criticize a certain group of people. The words and phrases are used to create a satirical image of individuals who, despite claiming to fight for social justice and equality, are hypocritical and elitist in their actions. Here are the meanings and explanations of the Roman terms in this context:
Gracchi: Refers to the Gracchus brothers, Tiberius and Gaius, Roman politicians who fought for land reform and the rights of the lower classes during the late Roman Republic.
Lex Agraria: Refers to the agrarian laws proposed by the Gracchus brothers, which aimed to redistribute land to the Roman poor and limit the amount of land that could be owned by the wealthy.
Garum Gracchis: Garum was a popular Roman fish sauce. In this context, it is used as a mocking nickname for the "Gracchi" being criticized, implying they are elites who enjoy expensive cuisine.
Potable Populari: A term that combines "potable" (drinkable) with "populares," a political faction in Rome that sought to represent the interests of the common people. It suggests these people claim to be populares but may be more interested in fine food and drink.
Professio-Procurator class (PPC): A fictional term referring to a group of people who claim to represent the interests of the working classes but are actually closer to the Roman elite, or optimates.
Optimares: Refers to the optimates, a Roman political faction that represented the interests of the wealthy and conservative aristocracy.
Social War: A conflict between the Roman Republic and its Italian allies in 91-88 BCE. The mention of fighting on the "wrong side" implies the group criticized has sympathies for anti-social or elitist institutions, such as the Roman Senate.
Illyrium Garum: A fictional luxury item, combining the name of a Roman province (Illyria) with the popular Roman fish sauce, garum. It suggests the group criticized enjoys high-end, exclusive products.
Pillium bars: A made-up term for an upscale social gathering spot, again highlighting the elitist nature of the group criticized.
Sparticus: Refers to Spartacus, a gladiator who led a major slave uprising against the Roman Republic in 73-71 BCE. The group criticized claims to have solidarity with him but does not support his radical methods.
Marius: Refers to Gaius Marius, a Roman general and politician who was a popularis and fought for the rights of the common people.
Zoroastrianism with Sasanid Characteristics: A term that combines the ancient Persian religion, Zoroastrianism, with the Sasanid Empire, which ruled Persia from 224 to 651 CE. The group criticized views this as being just as imperialist as Rome, despite claiming to be against imperialism.
Neoplatonism: A philosophical movement that emerged in the late Roman Empire, which sought to synthesize Platonic philosophy with religious and mystical elements. The group criticized is accused of having a worldview that is elitist and disconnected from the needs of the people
