At least they get to write their bad taste off as a business expense I guess

https://archive.is/FGHKt

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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    6 months ago

    Another con, according to Yeung, is that some people have such negative opinions about the Cybertruck, which turns them away from the coffee. “We have actually seen people say, ‘Oh, I’m not gonna buy from this coffee roaster because of the Cybertruck.'”

    Yeah I wouldn't buy coffee from bazinga brains either.

    • JohnBrownsDream [he/him]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      Yeah. They use its battery to power a farmer's market pop-up they set up once a week, by the looks of it. Should pay for itself in a mere couple hundred years!

      • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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        6 months ago

        They just gotta Sigma grind harder.

        If they lived in the truck, they could save money from paying for housing and they could run their coffee business 24/7. Before long, they can buy another Cybertruck and run two pop-ups at the same time. The other truck will be baking bagels. Starbucks disrupted.

  • VHS [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    The 10-mile drive from their residence to the farmers’ market consumes about 10% of the truck’s battery.

    What? Most electric cars can do more than twice that