• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Nü Twitter is rapidly becoming an uncontrollable cognito hazard

    Just a firehose of stroke-inducing gibberish

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    unhinged leftist content

    I'd love Matty to give an example, I'm sure it'll be something like "raising taxes"

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      "Trans people are people"

      Matty Y: "this is unhinged leftist content"

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Or "Matty, you don't know what you're talking about..." and it's a short tweet thread that proves him wrong.

      Or "Matty, do you approve of child labor sweatshops in... Arkansas?"

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      or "maybe we shouldn't turn the planet into a charcoal briquette studded with charnel houses"

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Insane interaction but I think Matt is correct: The primary reason centrist pundits are so obsessed with scolding leftists is that they find them annoying on twitter.

    Their preferred solution is for leftists to be less annoying but personally I think a better way forward is for professional journalists to spend less time litigating their personal grievances and more time doing actual journalism.

    Tweet

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Acceptable occasions to wear an anime t-shirt... Alone in your house w/ your waifu. Playing D&D with the boyz while your mom watches. The end. No public venues. Not social media.

  • rubpoll [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    They're anti yoga pants now?

    Conservative cishet men continue to be the gayest people on earth.

    • Quizzes [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      It's all part of the obsession with controlling women's sexuality. I swear any minute now they'll come out in favor of the hijab and niqab.

      • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        i mean they already are basically, it's just that a fundie christian's version of this is wearing oversized clothing and extreme shaming

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      • M68040 [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        I’m kind of surprised I’ve never seen someone straight up say that the invention of the T-shirt was a harbinger of moral decline considering people absolutely lost their shit over women wearing pants

        • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          The graphic T surely accounts for more than a third of the revenue for these grifters so I think there might be a conflict of interest there.

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  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I can't believe people are still having the "are yoga pants really pants" discourse. Truly the most boring thing to fight about.

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    1 year ago

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  • Wertheimer [any]
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    2 years ago

    Acceptable occasions to embrace your wife - thunderstorms. The end. Although I am glad when it thunders.

    • Cato the Elder
  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    ”50/50 balance”

    ”How about no unhinged right-wing content?”

    ”No, :freeze-peach: ”

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      :both-sides: Its important to recognize that Steven King and Ben Shapiro are the two equal-but-opposite ends of the political spectrum.

      Oh, shit. Steven King is gone? Ok, well... then... uh... Joe Biden and Ben Shapiro are the two equal-but-opposite ends of the political spectrum.

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    No, this is perfect.

    Just mutter about conservatives cramming their ideology down your throat, and that it is pushing people to the left and only makes the right look bad in the process.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Musk doesn't see that ranting about yogi pants is right-wing craziness. He probably reads Matty's comment and thinks Matty is serious about the left-wing crazies but the right-wing stuff is more of a joke and that all Matty wants is balance in his feed.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Lmao at least he admits that they're unhinged.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    what's the chapo episode where Felix imitates Obama saying "uhhh, I could see your camel toe at yoga" or something like that

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I don’t think I want to know what his idea of left content is