lmao, but he will wiggle.

    • bleaume
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      1 month ago

      BRING ME CHRIS MATTHEWS

      • SpasmodicColon [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him... Do the old "wall and send his family a bill for the ammo" routine

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed

      Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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        1 month ago

        Alors, zis will be ze end of La Guillotinerie! But wait, could it be? Mon dieu, zat's Stalin's music!