mfw my tax accountant says my ira contributions are tax deductible

Bringing my back catalogue of early Van Halen records to the meeting because they said it was a Roth IRA

yeah, i said, you can still win, but you're like margaret thatcher here. you've got to get lucky every time and they only have to get lucky once.

me_ira

I've been told multiple times to sign a paper where i promise not to sell weapons technology to enemies of usa

I lied, i just don't have anything to sell