The situation is pretty fucked over here, yeah. Food banks are busier than they've ever been. Councils decided to fund coronation celebrations over food banks when it came down to it. Old people literally froze to death in their own homes because heating bills went through the roof over winter.

Now our best shot is Kier Starmer, who has just announced himself to be rebooting New-Labour. Many of his advisors and friends are Blairites.