Killian told Davis that he would start getting the permits for Musk's restroom, but the suit paraphrases him responding: "We don't do that; we don't have to follow those rules."
Allegedly, he instead suggested Killian hire an unlicensed plumber to build the toilet since others wouldn't want to jeopardize their license by working on a project without a permit.
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Just piss in a bucket and make your employees dump it. Stupid ass billionaires damn
Retvrn to tradition and the Groom of the Stool.
The second paragraph made me laugh.
"It would have led to the discredit of his honour." Really?
"Honey, you wouldn't believe the size of the shit Mr. Fancy Pants took this morning. As big as a large salmon it was."
Conservatives claim that even the poorest among us live lives of luxury unimaginable to even the kings of yore.
LIES! If our lives are so luxurious now, then where is my shit valet?
That reminds me about Fox News ranting about "poor" households.
More - Gatekeeping poverty : gatekeeping
yes thats the reference
They’re working on an AI poop assistant
Techbros: "Sorry, best I can do is an always-online AI powered webcam that watches you shit to give you your horoscope. But don't worry, it's totally secure, it scans your anal folds to verify that only you can know your butt horoscope. The telemetry is stored in a plain text CSV on our unsecured servers, though."
ASS-CI storage :kelly:
A mark (as in con artist mark) talks to his app...
"AIpoop - why are you sending my private, personal data to the cloud without my consent?"
"All of your data is anonymized. We do this for quality control and review."
"How can it be useful for quality control and review if it's anonymized?"
"Yes."
"The King isn't well. He weeps mournfully for 20 minutes just to push out a shit the size of a small mouse. He can't even get started unless I push on his tummy."
"TREASON MOST FOUL!" :kelly:
And thusly the Custom of the Stool Push was born.
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