Is this supposed to make Desantis look cool or likeable? He looks like the douchebag villian in a 80s Ski movie. Even fucking McCain did better on the "I'd have a beer with that guy" feeling. Desantis just seems terrible to be around. At least Trump would be funny or ridiculous. Ron has grumpy negative suburban dad energy that is off the charts.
Also, someone needs to photoshop a meatball in there immediately.
How are they seriously gonna have him on the cover peeling an orange instead of scooping out chocolate pudding with his fingers?
Alright the meatball edit was good but we need the pudding edit, preferably with chocolate smeared all over his face