Is this supposed to make Desantis look cool or likeable? He looks like the douchebag villian in a 80s Ski movie. Even fucking McCain did better on the "I'd have a beer with that guy" feeling. Desantis just seems terrible to be around. At least Trump would be funny or ridiculous. Ron has grumpy negative suburban dad energy that is off the charts.

Also, someone needs to photoshop a meatball in there immediately.

  • Jew [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Props to the advisor who thought it would be a good idea for Desantis to lean into the eating with his fingers thing. I bet Trump is fucking stoked right now.

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      • Awoo [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Hmmm could be, made up of 3 different parts? Peeling an orange, the face, and the body.

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  • Goblinmancer [any]
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    2 years ago

    This picture singlehandedly make him automatically lose the primaries

  • hollowmines [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Ironically given the Disney conflict, dude is cartoonishly unappealing. A born loser.

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  • pooh [she/her, love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    How are they seriously gonna have him on the cover peeling an orange instead of scooping out chocolate pudding with his fingers?

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    All I can see is that he's dressed for a funeral and he's getting orange juice all over the carpets.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      why is his tie the neutral middle grey from a grey card, to appeal to people who consider themselves centrists?

    • Jew [he/him]
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      How do you lose to Trump in the wardrobe department? It would be so easy to dress this guy in a more likeable way but somehow they made him look like more of an elitist billionaire than Trump

    • largefather [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      nah man look at the orange and the hands. pretty great.

      not AI, fwiw, but tim o’brien https://www.instagram.com/obrienillustration/ i dunno, it’s kind of iconic.

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