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  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    You’re willing to believe people power sliding into parking spaces but you’re not willing to believe impressionable young people don’t decide to enlist

    Yes. Because one is an trivial impulse decision and the other is a career choice five years minimum.

    I don’t think my claim is incredible

    I watched Hairy and the Hendersons once and now I think Bigfoot is real.

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      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        You have seriously never met or been related to someone making bad impulsive decisions with minimal forethought to them that had years of consequences before?

        There is an abundance of demographic data that predicts which kinds of people are most likely to enlist. Social and economic precarity. History of family enlistment. Access to higher education. Regional geopolitics (ie, 9/11).

        I've yet to see a successful military recruitment drive that involved repeated screenings of Starship Troopers.

        That isn’t the same thing

        Its the same Culture War nonsense I've been seeing my entire life. Starship Troopers turned my daughter into a war criminal! Teletubbies made my son start wearing a purse! Showgirls turned me into a pole dancer!

        apparently UKIP believes in Bigfoot

        They are one of the worst-run parties in a country overflowing with dogshit politicians. It would not surprise me even slightly to find out half their leadership bought into some kind of Cryptid hoax.

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          • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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            2 years ago

            the Department of Defense is really wasting its time and surely never has gotten a single recruit through coercive messaging

            The coercive messaging over the last 20 years has only gone up while recruitment has only gone down. There's definitely some value in the Pentagon reminding people that a career in the military exists. But if I had to guess how many people signed up to join the Navy after walking out of the the latest Top Gun versus how many joined the Navy because a recruiter showed up at their school and directly propositioned them, I'd consider a 1:100 spread generous on the side of direct recruitment.

            You’re hyperbolizing what I said into something I never claimed.

            Starship Troopers -> provoked me into joining the military -> So now I'm participating in war crimes...

            Which step did I hyperbolize?

            I’m supposing Reese’s Pieces didn’t sell a single additional bag of candy after E.T. was a hit.

            Selecting a particular brand of candy to eat is not comparable to dedicating the next five years of your life to indentured servitude.

            But you're right. We've definitely hit :wall-talk:

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