We must ban your :elmofire: treats to prevent forest fires, pollution, lung cancer, other lung damage, littering, and injury.

The power company's malfunctioning equipment that starts 80% of forest fires, the cars that produce 75% of the pollution, the cigarettes that cause 90% of the lung cancer, the COVID giving everyone lung damage, the fast food packaging and vapes that make up almost all litter are all fine though. Tragic about those 5 people per year who get a booboo from forest fire embers, though.

  • Wildgrapes [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Outdoor hexbears rise up. All I'll add is that there are absolute chuds outside who do do these things in shitty ways. Don't tend fires, don't pack out trash... Etc.

    But even the worst of those rolling into camp in a lifted F5550000 don't cause a fraction the damage merely constructing a pipeline does. Much less when it inevitably bursts.

    Only problem being outside is I start to :a-guy: