We must ban your :elmofire: treats to prevent forest fires, pollution, lung cancer, other lung damage, littering, and injury.

The power company's malfunctioning equipment that starts 80% of forest fires, the cars that produce 75% of the pollution, the cigarettes that cause 90% of the lung cancer, the COVID giving everyone lung damage, the fast food packaging and vapes that make up almost all litter are all fine though. Tragic about those 5 people per year who get a booboo from forest fire embers, though.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Ours don't include enclosed flames for some reason. You can't operate a chainsaw, smoke outside, park off-road on vegetation, or weld at the higher level restriction.