We must ban your :elmofire: treats to prevent forest fires, pollution, lung cancer, other lung damage, littering, and injury.

The power company's malfunctioning equipment that starts 80% of forest fires, the cars that produce 75% of the pollution, the cigarettes that cause 90% of the lung cancer, the COVID giving everyone lung damage, the fast food packaging and vapes that make up almost all litter are all fine though. Tragic about those 5 people per year who get a booboo from forest fire embers, though.

  • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    If you can't have fire or a stove how do you reconstitute your camping food?

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      No idea, I just assume people go camping less during fire season. It does get hot enough that you can fry eggs if you just leave your pan out in the sun though