Today's thread about Russia's slide into fascist insanity will be dedicated to an object seemingly innocuous but actually responsible for much of what Russia is today.Behold the worst Soviet-made weapon of mass destruction, Plombir.No, this isn't Bruce Banner's sperm test. pic.twitter.com/SR9jk6vrUb— Slava Malamud 🇺🇦 (@SlavaMalamud) May 22, 2023
I could only make it 1/3 of the way through. This is the danger of being terminally online
I'm a little mesmerized by the writing - it's got that engaging tone that tricks the mind into thinking it's reading something entertaining and yet the jokes are terrible and the attitude so tedious that my eyes just kept glazing over and sliding off the words like they're covered in Teflon. If P-Zombies existed this is how they would write. Maybe this is the proof that they do exist.
I'm a little mesmerized by the writing - it's got that engaging tone that tricks the mind into thinking it's reading something entertaining and yet the jokes are terrible and the attitude so tedious that my eyes just kept glazing over and sliding off the words like they're covered in Teflon. If P-Zombies existed this is how they would write. Maybe this is the proof that they do exist.
Because of the PFP, my brain read every comma as "AKSHUALLLLLY," and I took massive psychic damage.
Whatever lies between chatgpt and the first genuinely self-aware digital sentience is going to sound exactly like that.