We are excited to share that we have received the FDA’s approval to launch our first-in-human clinical study!This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day allow our…— Neuralink (@neuralink) May 25, 2023
Imagine allowing a private corporation to implant a proprietary technology in your soul-jello.
Roasting puts it in perspective I think. Imagine knowing how much heat computer chips put out, and still thinking shoving one in someone's brain is a good idea.
Imagine knowing how much heat computer chips put out, and still thinking shoving one in someone’s brain is a good idea.
Not many think about that part (myself included), and you're absolutely right, but King Bazinga doesn't care because he wants the cyberpunkerinos to come true because the blue curtains were that epic.
That is the only thing Neuralink has accomplished that other firms didn't do decades ago - they've managed to apply more probes per square inch, which would theoretically allow for more fine grained control. But they're sloppy, so they kill their monkeys, and their implant can't do anything that wasn't explored ten or twenty years ago.
unless theyre offering absurd financial incentives that even poor people who have no idea what an elon musk is start signing up for trials
If this isn't opposed sufficiently, there is no reason :porky-happy: wouldn't use coercion to push it on prisoners, immigrants, the disabled, and others from there, until it's an expected obligation to have any gainful work at all in much the same way an internet connection is roughly that now.
The fuck.
Also imagine giving these dipshits access to your brain meats, they were roasting dozens of monkeys for no reason just a couple months ago.
I wonder if prisoners will start getting "lighter" sentences (inflated in advance) by "volunteering" for this. :lathe-of-heaven:
10% discount coupon for a month of starlink
Actually he'll probably just make people pay to get one
People signed up for the cybertruck, they'll sign up for anything
Roasting puts it in perspective I think. Imagine knowing how much heat computer chips put out, and still thinking shoving one in someone's brain is a good idea.
Not many think about that part (myself included), and you're absolutely right, but King Bazinga doesn't care because he wants the cyberpunkerinos to come true because the blue curtains were that epic.
:soypoint-1: :no-mouth-must-scream: :soypoint-2:
It's one of the major limiting factors on brain implants right now. Heat management at that tiny scale is a serious problem.
That is the only thing Neuralink has accomplished that other firms didn't do decades ago - they've managed to apply more probes per square inch, which would theoretically allow for more fine grained control. But they're sloppy, so they kill their monkeys, and their implant can't do anything that wasn't explored ten or twenty years ago.
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If this isn't opposed sufficiently, there is no reason :porky-happy: wouldn't use coercion to push it on prisoners, immigrants, the disabled, and others from there, until it's an expected obligation to have any gainful work at all in much the same way an internet connection is roughly that now.