We are excited to share that we have received the FDA’s approval to launch our first-in-human clinical study!This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day allow our…— Neuralink (@neuralink) May 25, 2023
Imagine allowing a private corporation to implant a proprietary technology in your soul-jello.
That feel when you made every payment and BazingaCorp closes up shop because the startup had a fucky wucky and now you're carrying bricked weight in your body. :no-mouth-must-scream:
In Burgerland, however, if you act woke and entitled you clearly don't deserve to have those eyes :grillman:
I fucking hate social credit jokes when "anti-woke" people quite literally have a social credit system as part of their ideology.
And God help you if you miss a payment
That feel when you made every payment and BazingaCorp closes up shop because the startup had a fucky wucky and now you're carrying bricked weight in your body. :no-mouth-must-scream:
jailbreaking your brain computer to run Linux with some dodgy instructions from a forum