• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    :grillman: This is an attack on man-culture! How am I supposed to trick myself others into believing I'm a big, bad, manly-man without my dually, lifted, Sherman tank?

    • BlueParenti [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Shermans are physically smaller and have better view lines than modern lifted pickups :yea:

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Me: "You could go to the gym, even plenty of conserva-"

      :grill-broke:: "NO! Work gotta be my only hobby! Sorry I'm too IMPORTANT to exercise, loser!"

      • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        "Also, I don't exercise, but if a Civil War broke out, I would totally be the hero. What do you mean, the most important skill in surviving a fire fight is the ability to find cover and be able to get to it? Why would I need cover? Look at how badass this gun I own is!"