Narrator: String theory offers basically fucking nothing except a woo gap for techbros to fantasize about. :the-more-you-know:
The very smartest A U T O D I D A C T S find out what "penultimate" actually means instead of just saying it because it sounds smart challenge. Difficulty level: leaving this universe. :curry-space:
When billionaire techbros and their sycophantic fawning devotees are so alienated and isolated that they fantasize about escaping the only universe that they have ever known to do... probably the same shit in another one. :galaxy-brain:
The California Ideology has the same methodology as cancer cells. :libertarian-approaching:
Well before the sun burns out, it's luminosity will push us past the habitable zone. Still, hundreds of millions of years lol
We can solve that with planet sized rocket boosters.
If only there was a movie about that :thinking-about-it:
I'm on team "Turn Jove in to a fusion torchship and fly it around the galaxy", personally.