• barrbaric [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    They really think we'll buy that he's capable of swimming? If he does anything more strenuous than wave gently, every bone in his body will shatter instantly because of all the in-breeding.

    • Comp4 [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      He cant swim but he probably floats due to the gases in his decomposing body.