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"No officer, I didn't involve him, I just shot fat ropes all over his entire body"
marine lifeforms mass-spawning usually attracts tons of filter feeders, so this is even worse.
Corn does it too. It was a common joke when working in agriculture that when the corn was shedding a lot of pollen say "Damn, this corn is jizzing all over me!"
Exactly why :im-vegan: Leafy freaks deserve what's coming to them :xok-og:
Its tru flowers are assholes.
Their stupid jizz makes me sneeze.
Ever heard of the Bee orchid? It mimics a bee so male bees attempt to copulate with it, that's how it rubs its pollen all up on em.
Wait til you find out what happens when you stay out in the sun or get buried in dirt
