I will not private message Dutch users.
I will not use the phrase "potato-mouth" anywhere on this website.
I will not complain about tulip bulb prices.
I will stop reporting every comment made by Dutch users as "dutch wrecker."
I will not refer to the Netherlands as Flatville.
I'm sorry.
Fun fact: Because Minecraft's height limit is 320 metres, and the highest point in the Netherlands is 322, it's almost possible to build the Netherlands exactly to scale within the game.
Wait what, the Netherlands have a taller highest point than Denmark? I thought we were the second flattest country in Europe, but we might honestly take the cake with that one. Our highest point is only something like 130 meters above sea level.
the netherlands used to be flatter but they added dirt to their water