I will not private message Dutch users.
I will not use the phrase "potato-mouth" anywhere on this website.
I will not complain about tulip bulb prices.
I will stop reporting every comment made by Dutch users as "dutch wrecker." I will not refer to the Netherlands as Flatville.

I'm sorry.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    :sicko-hexbear: i will take up the torch against the Orangists :fidel-salute-big: your noble sacrifice will not be in vain

  • daisy
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    1 year ago

    I will not refer to the Netherlands as Flatville.

    Fun fact: Because Minecraft's height limit is 320 metres, and the highest point in the Netherlands is 322, it's almost possible to build the Netherlands exactly to scale within the game.

    • CTHlurker [he/him]
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Wait what, the Netherlands have a taller highest point than Denmark? I thought we were the second flattest country in Europe, but we might honestly take the cake with that one. Our highest point is only something like 130 meters above sea level.

    • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Too scared to ask the mod about this. They already violated the cease fire and censored another of my posts.

      Edit: They also said they would stop shelling me but that turned out to be a fucking lie too.

    • President_Obama [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      Christmas is on the 25th of December and is similar to what Americans know. You're thinking of Sinterklaas, which is on the 5th of December.

        • President_Obama [they/them]
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          1 year ago

          Depends. The reformed Christians, our evangelicals so to speak, may skip it entirely. Muslims may skip both.

          But generally it's up to the individuals for what they do for Christmas, and Sinterklaas is only celebrated if you have kids. Adults don't bother with it.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    The Dutch are the Italians of the North.

    No, I will not elaborate.