Get fucked Marines.
Marines in fiction: ruthless killing machines that go into battle naked with just a k-bar knife in their teeth to kill terrorists like some kind of fantasy berserker
Marines in reality: Fetal position while getting stomped by teenagers :cheems:
crying because your loser ass can't call in air support on unarmed children this time like you did in Afghanistan
Thank you so much for this comment lmao, it inspired me to create one of my favorite youtube videos of all time
just wait until the US military finds out how many teens China has, the Marines are obsolete
this has me so :sicko-hexbear:
critical support for beating up imperialists
Marines and Army don't even have nukes, they don't matter. they definitely have the biggest egos though.
My first thought on seeing this story yesterday was "every word out of Daniel Penny's mouth is a lie, so these marines are probably lying too."
These guys are also probably like one to three years older than the teens they were fighting with. You see this all the time with young soldiers: they go home on their first vacation, get around the same crowds they were with before they joined, and start doing the exact same shit they would have done even if they never went to boot camp. Usually that means they get back to base and pop on a drug test, but in this case :shrug-outta-hecks:
I haven't watched the full context though, so maybe those kids were just antifa super soldiers?
iirc apparently they were setting off fireworks and celebrating on memorial day lmao and the marines took offense
lol, would love to see the ptsd on their faces when the fireworks were going off
I've a feeling when they went crying to the news they left out the part about crying in the fetal position before even being struck
as a powerful person with strategic and tactical awareness, I would simply not get absolutely owned like these weak cowards.
When you have 30 people angry at you, but holding themselves back, then you attack, you 100% deserve what's coming to you.
He could have just walked away
