No, stop, don't unleash that evil upon us

If they inhale marijuana, do they become hempsters?

Hæmpstør

You little babies don't remember hampster dance

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampster_Dance

It's my favorite animpe, Hamptarpo

hampter

What if they were called Napsters and they could sing

a hampster is a New Hampshire hipster

You're not in school anymore, it can be