https://globalnews.ca/news/9746110/metallic-flying-orbs-nasa-pentagon-panel-ufos-uaps/amp/
Transvestigator Q freaks revving up the engines over project blue beam and the global gay nwo using an alien invasion to genocide christians.
I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.
They had me at Bermuda Triangle. The quintessential "Where do we put this thing so a dumb guy will believe it exists?" zone of bullshit.
right?
i also liked "been active for at least 100 years maybe more" to "yea we think it's been active since at least 4000bc..."
fun stellaris fanfiction
Somebody at the CIA infrastructure-demolition division didn't time their story with the Space Force UFO news cycle division.
Orbs? Do we know Marianne Williamson’s whereabouts at the time?
Everyone that works at AARO just jerks off all day while making 6 figures right? They have to push these stories out to justify their jobs.
edit: They're legally required to put out these reports once a year.
