• Hideaway [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Ah, reminds me of my favorite scene from a criminally underappreciated film, Brain Candy. In this scene, Big Pharma researchers are being interviewed to see whose projects will be cut.

    BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: Well, I’ve been working on a thing. It’s, uh, sorta like Stummies.

    DON: Go on. I like what I hear.

    BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: It’s exactly like Stummies.

    DON: And the twist is?

    BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: It’s a much bigger pill.

    DON: I like it a lot. Is it ready for production?

    BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: Yes sir, it’s ready to go.

    DON: Yeah, have there been any side effects?

    BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST Yes sir, a few side effects.

    NATALIE: Well that’s OK. As long as there’s no flipper babies, right Don?

    BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: Well...there have been a few flipper babies.

    (cuts to being dragged out by security)

    BIG STUMMIES SCIENTIST: Aaaaah! It was only a couple of flipper babies!

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      1 year ago

      FUCK HAPPY

      :morello-shred:

      Edit: Holy shit, you linked the whole damn movie. Relevant bit starts at https://youtu.be/wc4ND4Javf4?t=2510