• buckykat [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    I was expecting a repeat of this extremely funny clip where the cop shoots himself immediately after saying he's the only one in the room professional enough to carry a gun

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        From what I hear, that sort of thing is surprisingly common in people who are severely injured. Sometimes your body gets so fucked up that your brain can not grapple with what just happened.

        • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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          5 months ago

          Yeah, I mean obviously shot in the leg is worse, but when I broke my collarbone I was sort of like...

          'Ah. Shit. That's weird. Hm. That doesn't feel right. Nope. That feels wrong. That is definitely not good. That doesn't feel right at all. I should go to hospital. Yes. Better book a taxi then. Fuck sake.'

          It was weird. Didn't really hurt til I was in the hospital waiting room. It just felt profusely wrong. I felt so mortal.

          • buckykat [none/use name]
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            5 months ago

            I tried to pick up a 60 pound weight moments after breaking my arm and was very confused when it didn't work