when we have sex I ALWAYS turn on the battery powered fake candles and put on the bluetooth speaker with my favorite song on and its been okay for the past 5 years and now suddenly its upset her and shes mad at me and she broke my bluetooth speaker and told me shes never fucking me again if that song is playing

EDIT: here is the song for anyone wondering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtd6NBvVA0

  • Ideology [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    The theme song for the big reveal when you take off your pants

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    I fucked a girl for five years while listening to this song

    Your sex energy must be incredible.

  • sjonkonnerie [any, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    NTA

    It is any good gentlesir's inalienable right to do the sexy times in any manner they prefer. Your partner should have been more rational and logical about the situation, meaning she should NEVER EVER threaten to withhold sex! Not to mention breaking your property, which is simply out of the question! My advice would be to lawyer up and move on from this toxic individual!

    :so-true:

  • Salmarez [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    This reminds me when I told my unvolcel (=sex-having) gamer friend that this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1DNpO2u03g) sounded like "good boning music" and he was unconvinced...