Because eating crackers in bed leaves crumbs everywhere, and crumbs are scratchy and uncomfortable when you roll over on them, and they also attract roaches. It's one of those "civilization fouls" where you would kick a woman out of your bed for...but this chick is so hot you're willing to overlook that.
It's basically a legal agreement. But some bands are known for ridiculously inane and complex riders in order to insure tour venues are actually reading the damn things.
Because eating crackers in bed leaves crumbs everywhere, and crumbs are scratchy and uncomfortable when you roll over on them, and they also attract roaches. It's one of those "civilization fouls" where you would kick a woman out of your bed for...but this chick is so hot you're willing to overlook that.
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Do you not?
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After all that sweating, and excretion of fluids, you're probably gonna want to replenish your salts.
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I recommend having something silly in your rider, as well. Just to make sure they've read it all.
Rider?
It's basically a legal agreement. But some bands are known for ridiculously inane and complex riders in order to insure tour venues are actually reading the damn things.
You know what they say. "Ritz under the bed, [...]"
My stoned ass always forgets and I eat pretzels in bed.
that's why i only eat funyuns and cheetos in bed
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