Because eating crackers in bed leaves crumbs everywhere, and crumbs are scratchy and uncomfortable when you roll over on them, and they also attract roaches. It's one of those "civilization fouls" where you would kick a woman out of your bed for...but this chick is so hot you're willing to overlook that.
After all that sweating, and excretion of fluids, you're probably gonna want to replenish your salts.
I recommend having something silly in your rider, as well. Just to make sure they've read it all.
It's basically a legal agreement. But some bands are known for ridiculously inane and complex riders in order to insure tour venues are actually reading the damn things.
:miyazaki-laugh: deranged and banal i love it.
who strings thoughts like this together
Yeah I definitely don’t want to see them then. It’s a good thing 90s babe ads aren’t getting posted, that’d ruin my day.
My personal hell.
That’s why I’m so glad you didn’t post the pictures of 90s ad babes. It would be horrible!
Eating crackers in bed leaves crumbs everywhere, but some people are worth having crumbs in the bed if they are there too
A cookie is a specific type of biscuit you can't just call all biscuits cookies.
We call a cookie a cookie. Everything else is a biscuit, because they are not cookies.
This is a cookie: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/2ChocolateChipCookies.jpg/800px-2ChocolateChipCookies.jpg
These are not cookies they are biscuits: https://www.biscuitpeople.com/media/cache/platform_full/6c891cbb8227ae509587ae7cfcbef43cf43c9b14.jpg
