Prompt: Write the transcript of an episode of cumtown(adam, nick and stav) where they discuss how cool it would be if Obama smoked cannabis with treebeard from lord of the rings
Nick: Alright, check this out. You know how Obama was this president who seemed pretty chill and all?
Stav: Yeah, the hoops and basketball kind of guy. His demeanor, and that slick smile.
Adam: The Obama swagger, right?
Nick: Exactly. Now imagine this - Obama smoking weed. Not just smoking weed, but with Treebeard from Lord of the Rings.
(All laugh)
Stav: Dude, you're killing me. The Ents smoking up Obama, that's nuts!
Adam: Isn't Treebeard, like, really old and wise?
Nick: Yeah, dude. Like the oldest creature in Middle-earth, and there he is, passing the bong to Obama.
Stav: Obama would be like, "Well, Treebeard...uh...this is some good shit."
(All laugh)
Adam: What kind of conversations do you think they'd have? Treebeard talking about the destruction of the forests and Obama trying to negotiate climate change policies.
Nick: He'd be like, "I agree, Treebeard, but let me be clear...uh...not all humans are responsible for deforestation."
Stav: And Treebeard would be like, "Hmm, yes, young man-child, but we Ents are angry."
Adam: Do you think Obama would be intimidated by a talking tree?
Nick: Nah man, he's cool as ice. He'd just take another hit and be like, "So, tell me more about these, uh, Hobbits."
Stav: That's right! He'd just be chilling with the Ents, saving the world one joint at a time!
(All laugh)
Nick: And then, Obama would invite Biden, and Biden would be all confused.
Adam: He'd be like, "Is that a tree or am I just really high?"
(All laugh)
Stav: And Treebeard would be like, "I am no tree, I am an Ent."
(All laugh)
Nick: Yeah, Obama and Treebeard smoking weed, I'd pay to see that.
Stav: And that, my friends, is the peace summit we need.
AI can do cumtown bits
Now I'm imagining an AI trained on every episode of Cumtown streaming 24/7 and knowing this will likely happen in the next few years
I got chatgpt to churn this out on gpt-4
Prompt: Write the transcript of an episode of cumtown(adam, nick and stav) where they discuss how cool it would be if Obama smoked cannabis with treebeard from lord of the rings
Nick: Alright, check this out. You know how Obama was this president who seemed pretty chill and all?
Stav: Yeah, the hoops and basketball kind of guy. His demeanor, and that slick smile.
Adam: The Obama swagger, right?
Nick: Exactly. Now imagine this - Obama smoking weed. Not just smoking weed, but with Treebeard from Lord of the Rings.
(All laugh)
Stav: Dude, you're killing me. The Ents smoking up Obama, that's nuts!
Adam: Isn't Treebeard, like, really old and wise?
Nick: Yeah, dude. Like the oldest creature in Middle-earth, and there he is, passing the bong to Obama.
Stav: Obama would be like, "Well, Treebeard...uh...this is some good shit."
(All laugh)
Adam: What kind of conversations do you think they'd have? Treebeard talking about the destruction of the forests and Obama trying to negotiate climate change policies.
Nick: He'd be like, "I agree, Treebeard, but let me be clear...uh...not all humans are responsible for deforestation."
Stav: And Treebeard would be like, "Hmm, yes, young man-child, but we Ents are angry."
Adam: Do you think Obama would be intimidated by a talking tree?
Nick: Nah man, he's cool as ice. He'd just take another hit and be like, "So, tell me more about these, uh, Hobbits."
Stav: That's right! He'd just be chilling with the Ents, saving the world one joint at a time!
(All laugh)
Nick: And then, Obama would invite Biden, and Biden would be all confused.
Adam: He'd be like, "Is that a tree or am I just really high?"
(All laugh)
Stav: And Treebeard would be like, "I am no tree, I am an Ent."
(All laugh)
Nick: Yeah, Obama and Treebeard smoking weed, I'd pay to see that.
Stav: And that, my friends, is the peace summit we need.
(All laugh)
Adam: The highest summit, indeed.
Cumtown if it was written by a lib afraid of getting canceled
yeah, the fact that chatgpt is censored as hell makes its writing so much worse
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