it was suspected that the Democrats had something to do with it.

Well, at least he didn't say the Jews. I want to make it very, very clear that my Cabal Cell had nothing to do with DeSantis looking like a 1,000 pound pig in a sauna. Nothing at all to do with it. Okay, okay a few of us with ventilation/filtration expertise were in Tulsa but that was merely a wild coincidence and they were on a vacation. You know - doing what people do when they are on vacation in Tulsa which is... I dunno. Cow tipping? Skinny dripping? Shroom tripping? A/C disabling?

Seriously - Team Democrat vs Team Republican brain means all the fans can never just take the L. There's always, always an excuse and it's usually because the other team cheated. The brain worms also lead to stuff like this - https://hexbear.net/post/272269