Is it me or are the right-wing conspiracies getting stupider over time? Imagine having in your back pocket a 60 year old theory about that one time the DEMONRATS played with the thermostat. Grill-dads across the nation are aghast!

EDIT: of course it gets funnier (in a Jonkler kinda way) when you realize that fiddling with the thermostat to spite dad isn't that far off the mark when describing libs.