I am not familiar with the term, "federated" or its meaning... I'm hoping to get some serious answers and perhaps even some comedic answers....
Edit: thank you to all who answered my call for enlightenment. I'm even more confused (and hopeful) than I was before!
we made our dying hamster run faster
My ex CTO referred to that kind of thing as, "neat". "Hey gang! Listen up, we've got some neat changes coming!"