These guys are dead dead.

Love the quote tweets.

paying a quarter million dollars to get crushed to death with 4 other dumb broads in a sewer pipe. next time just go to saint tropez

$250,000

takes 12 hours

it's about the size of a king-size bed

no windows

you take turns looking out of a 10" porthole at the faint outline of the shipwreck

if they can find it

sometimes they can't find it

Even if everything did go right and this didn’t sink the idea that anyone would pay $250k to spend TWELVE HOURS IN THIS THING with four other people is fucking insane. I am not claustrophobic at all and this is fully nuts.

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Submarine design kind of makes me think of the game 'Iron Lung', where you are a prisoner in a really shitty sub that has been welded shut

    Except this manages to look shittier then that

    • BrezhnevsEyebrows [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      At least the submarine in Iron Lung has actual physical mechanical controls vs a bluetooth logitech controller