These guys are dead dead.

Love the quote tweets.

paying a quarter million dollars to get crushed to death with 4 other dumb broads in a sewer pipe. next time just go to saint tropez

$250,000

takes 12 hours

it's about the size of a king-size bed

no windows

you take turns looking out of a 10" porthole at the faint outline of the shipwreck

if they can find it

sometimes they can't find it

Even if everything did go right and this didn’t sink the idea that anyone would pay $250k to spend TWELVE HOURS IN THIS THING with four other people is fucking insane. I am not claustrophobic at all and this is fully nuts.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Agreed. Some might call me LIB, but while there are certainly people I wish death on, I don't wish extended physical torture on even the worst fascist.

    • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      100%, either make it quick or make it comfortable IMO. Regardless of how stupid anyone would have to be to get into that sub or how evil you'd need to be to have $250k to blow on an "experience" like this, it's something out of a horror movie.

      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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        1 year ago

        Unironically firing line or guillotine are probably both the quickest and least painful forms of execution. 5 bullets to the heart/clean decapitation are going to almost immediately cause someone to lose consciousness from blood loss/shock. Even if there was a moment of conscious pain, it'll be but a moment. As compared to botched executions like by hanging, lethal injection, or electricity, it's mere seconds of pain vs minutes to days.

        But I mean, for Nazis, I will tolerate a quick drop down a long mineshaft. We have tradition to consider.

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        No, I'd just put a few rounds in his head.

        E: To be clear, I'm not going to scold someone for having the urge, but I wouldn't torture a fascist before killing them because it would be of no material benefit and there are other things I'd rather be doing. I'd just prefer to rid the world of them quickly so as to be able to focus on other, more pleasant pursuits.