CW for article: homophobic, transphobic, but you already knew that. https://archive.ph/YORQM

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    "It's a me, Lorenzo di Luciano. I search for da parmigiana di Monte del Morte and the pollo di Villa Kakaricco and the pene del Costa del Mar.

    with these fine ingredients, I will make-a the Chicken Parmigiana with Fettuccine Alfredo of the Gods and breaka da seal on their commode. abbondanza!"